I’m turning into Expat@Large (I guess you have to be friends with him IRL/on Facebook to get the context).
I’ve got the iPhone 6, running the “latest and greatest” version of iOS. I flew from Hong Kong to Manila yesterday (closing on our house this week). During the flight, I swapped SIM cards, from my HK SIM to a Philippines SIM. I’ve done this many times before. But this time, as soon as I swapped cards, my phone said, “Activation required” and I was hosed for several hours after that. Swapping cards back to my HK card didn’t clear that. And I’m flying a budget airline (Cebu Pacific) so there’s no WiFi on the plane. All of my music is on my phone (I don’t have any on my iPad), a first world problem to be sure but still quite the annoyance.
Once we landed, I didn’t have enough load on the Philippines card to connect to the internet for activation. My phone settings are “no data when roaming internationally” so putting the HK card back in didn’t help – not that I would have wanted to because I can only guess what the data charges would have been with three hours worth of emails and other notifications streaming in.
So it had to wait until we reached the hotel, until the room was ready for check-in, until I could get my laptop unpacked and on the net. I couldn’t use the WiFi in the hotel for this purpose because the hotel uses an antiquated WiFi system that allows you to connect but then requires you to bring up your browser to actually login and use it.
Speaking of which, here’s my internet at the hotel:
I mean, what year is this, anyway?
To add insult to injury, the hotel WiFi only allows you to connect one device per room to their WiFi. Try to connect with a second device and the first one gets knocked off the network. This is in an era where most people are traveling with more than one internet-capable device (laptop, tablet, phone, etc.) and multiply that by the number of people in the room. You can “buy” additional connections for 200 pesos (HK$35) per day but even that price is too high considering the shitty speed you get.
This morning, I’m unable to get on their WiFi with even one device. “Unable to join network” over and over. Call the front desk. “I’m sorry sir. Our IT person arrives at 10 AM and we’ll check it then. Sorry for the inconvenience sir.”
Using my iPhone as a hotspot gets me moderately better speeds.
And this is not some remote out-of-the-way location, I’m in the middle of Ortigas, one of the major business centers in Manila. (An iOS/Android app called Open Signal is showing that Smart gives the strongest signal here, Globe is a close second and Sun is barely in the game.) With Smart you get unlimited internet for 50 pesos a day or 999 (HK$173) a month.
This led me to checking on what kind of internet speeds I can expect to get in my new home. I’m told that I can get Sky – they provide cable TV and also cable broadband. (That’s assuming they reach my house – it’s a new house in one of the newer phases of this development. I’m having nightmares thinking that it could be a year or 5 until they run whatever wires they need to run to get to me.)
“Sir, you can get Sky internet,” every agent said to me during my search. “You can get 3 Mbps! Will that be sufficient sir?” No it fucking will not but it is certainly better than nothing, if I can get it.
Sky charges 999 pesos per month for 3 Mbps. Their web site shows higher speeds available but no information on if those speeds are available at every location or just select areas. If you want 5 Mbps, that doubles the price (but not the speed, obviously) from the 3 Mbps service, P1,999. 10 Mbps doubles the price again to P3,999 (HK$696 per month); 16 Mbps takes you to P4,999 (HK$870 a month), and so on, up to 55 Mbps for P9,499 (HK$1,650) per month. 112 Mbps is P19,999 (HK$3,480 per month) and 200 Mbps will run you P34,999 (HK$6,090) per month. Certainly this is a better situation than it was just a few years ago, when home internet speeds were measured in Kbps, but keep in mind that if you live in HK, in some areas you can get 1 gigabit per second for HK$199 a month.
I’m guessing this will be a lot of fun for me in the months to come.