Here’s an ad for a new club that offers as a signing bonus “the thinnest smartphone in 16 GB.” Even better, “colors can be chosen by choice,” because how else would you choose? “Renew membership can enjoy the same benefit.” What benefit is that? The ad never says. ”Free bottles will remain the same as membership is applied.” Does anyone have any idea what that means? And why is the price listed as $13,800 + $2,880? Why can’t they just say $16,680?
Groucho Marx famously said that he wouldn’t belong to any club that would have him as a member. I wouldn’t want to belong to any club that has members who were enticed to join by idiot ads like this one.