I was just thinking, in the western part of the world, you gotta be a rock star if you look like this:

in order to get a wife who looks like this:

(Diana Krall’s new album, Glad Rag Doll, just released.)

Then again, for quite some time, this guy

was married to this gal

But when you think about it, it’s probably easier to sing a few songs than to write a book that the entire Muslim world perceives to be an insult.

(Yeah, okay, I haven’t posted in a week and this is what I come back with?  At the moment it’s what I got.)