Feeling like crap. This is gonna take awhile for me to get over. Yesterday barely got out of bed. Called the doctor last night and he offered to put me in hospital but when I asked him what more they could do for me that can’t be done at home, I think the best he offered was “cute nurses.” He knows me already? But I decided to stay home. Fever up and down, but an hour of lucidity today.

This has cheered me up. Lonely Island reteaming with Justin Timberlake on SNL for a sequel to Dick in a Box, a special mother’s day tribute that is incredibly offensive. Got the link to youtube from here and these lunatics transcribed the lyrics.

The youtube viddy:

And the lyrics:

Oh Damn.
What is it dog?
I forgot it’s Mother’s Day.

Didn’t get a gift for her?
Other plans got in the way

She’ll be so disappointed
Damn I forgot it too

This coulda been avoided
What the hell are we gonna do?

My ma’s been so alone
Ever since my daddy left (Cold)

No one to hold her tight
Life has put her to the test

I know just what you mean
My mom’s been so sad and gray (Word)

My dad can’t satisfy her
In the bedroom ever since he passed away

Hold up
You thinkin’ what I’m thinkin’?
I’m thinkin’ I think it too

Slow up
What time is it dog?
It’s time for a switcharoo

We both love our moms
Women with grown women needs
I say we break ‘em off
Show ‘em how much they really mean

‘Cuz I’m a motherlover
You’re a mothe lover
We should fuck each other’s mothers
Fuck each other’s moms

I’ll be pushin’ that lady
Where you came out as a baby
Ain’t no doubt this shit is crazy (Fuck each other’s moms)

‘Cuz every Mother’s Day needs a mother’s night
If doin’ it is wrong, I don’t wanna be right

I’m calling on you, ‘cuz I can’t do it myself
To me you’re like a brother
So be my motherlover

I’ll be layin’ in the cut waitin’ for your mom
Clutchin’ lube plus a little bit of roses

I got my digital camera
I’m gonna make your momma do a million poses

They will be so surprised
We are so cool and thoughtful
Can’t wait to pork your mom
I’m gonna be the syrup she can be my waffle

Sure ’nuff
My momma loves bubble bath with chamomile

Straight up
Give it to my mom d-d-d-d-d-d-oggy style

This is the perfect plan
For a perfect Mother’s Day
They’ll have to rename this one
All Up Under the Covers Day

‘Cuz I’m a motherlover
You’re a motherlover
We should fuck each other’s mothers
Fuck each other’s moms

I’ll be pushin’ that lady
Where you came out as a baby
Ain’t no doubt this shit is crazy (Fuck each other’s moms)

(Break it down) It would be my honor
To be your new step-father
It would be my honor
To be your new step-father

And while you’re in my mother
Make me another brother (Yeah)
And while I’m in your mother
I’ll never use a rubber (Oh!)

‘Cuz every Mother’s Day needs a mother’s night
If doin’ it is wrong, I don’t wanna be right

I’m calling on you, ‘cuz I can’t do it myself
To me you’re like a brother
So be my motherlover

They blessed us both with the gift of life
She brought you in this world, so I’m a’ sex her right

This is the second best idea that we ever had
The choice can be no other
Be my motherlover

Happy Mother’s Day