My latest BC Magazine column is now online. Enjoy!

If the devil’s greatest trick was convincing people he doesn’t exist, most people don’t realize the true scope of Cowell’s reach. They see him as that smug guy on American Idol, wearing the white V-neck T-shirts that accentuate his man-boobs, saying witty things such as, ‘Well, I don’t mean to be rude, but I’d rather get a golden shower from Herve Villechaize than listen to you sing another song.’ But that is just the tip of the Cowell iceberg.

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