For man or something
Posted by SpikeApr 19
Lots of apps in the iPhone app store are created by people who don’t speak English too well. Here’s a description of a new app:
countman (utilities)
countman 0.9
Category: Utilities
Price: Free (iTunes)
Description:
Sometimes we count the random group with silent.
at this time we count something finger or in head.
Count correctly, It’s very confusion or difficult.
this is count application for man or something.
Yes, we know searching for parking in Taipei can be painful (see the image on the right):
Taipei iParking 台北停車查詢 1.0
Category: Navigation
Price: $1.99 (iTunes)
Description:
Taipei iParking is the offline parking lots and parking place search tool,we collect all district’s parking information of the Taipei city,and all information you can browse on your iPod Touch/iPhone without network connection, More features are as follow:
1.Zoom In/Out each picture to see the detail map.
2.All information are offline data.
3.Use table view and search bar to search road map.
4.Use Traditional Chinese Language.
if you got any question,please contact us.
E-mail:service@milvusmiigrans.com
台北市停車查詢軟體功能：
-各行政區收費停車場資訊查詢
1.各行政區收費停車場位置圖
2.各行政區收費停車場收費及營業時間
3.各行政區立體、地下收費停車場出入口地圖
4.使用圖片瀏覽，可放大縮小圖片
5.所有資料皆為離線瀏覽
-重要道路路邊停車格查詢
1.各重要道路周邊停車場、停車格瀏覽
2.包含機車停車格及汽車停車格
3.可使用行政區、路名、交叉路口搜尋
4.使用圖片瀏覽，可放大縮小及旋轉圖片
5.所有資料皆為離線瀏覽
*未來將加入查詢剩餘停車位及自訂新增停車場功能
*己購買的使用者,新版本免費更新
*新功能持續規劃中
Of course plenty of native English speakers who don’t have a freaking clue either. Too many entries like this one:
It contains more than 51.000 words and expressions and their available right on your hands. You don’t need to be connected to the internet: no 3G or WIFI needed at all. Just search, find and learn! It will work even in the North Pole.
And this one:
Use the sounds of Tibet to unwind. The emperors gong is calling you to meditate. Hear the monks chanting and feel yourself aligning with the world again.
Join there chanting and praying and relax.
There are now at least 2 apps in the app store that help you pee – photo of a urinal with appropriate sound effects. Good deal – stand drunk at a urinal and pull out your iPhone to help you pee and then probably drop it in the toilet while you’re at it. One of them tries to broaden its appeal to women with the line, “Always wonder what it’s like to pee standing up? iPee is for you.”
There’s an app that claims to put out sound signals for dogs at frequencies up to 22KHz. Is the iphone speaker even capable of outputting that? “Although the sounds should work fine on the devices built in speaker, prolonged use may cause damage so it is recommended that you use an external speaker. This DOES NOT harm the animal, it simply annoys it.” Yeah, right, I’m gonna send out a signal for my dog to hear but through my headphones?
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