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Bettie Page has died, age 85. The ultimate pin-up and fetish model, subject of a pretty good bio-pic a few years back, a unique talent.

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Another unique talent is John Hodgman, whom you may recognize via his many appearances on the Daily Show. Turns out he’s got two books out there, each a compendium of made-up facts.

The first is called The Areas of My Expertise. Actually the full title seems to be:

An almanac of complete world knowledge
compiled with instructive annotation
and arranged in useful order by me,
John Hodgman
a professional writer, in
The Areas Of
My Expertise
which include
Matters Historical – Matters Literary
Matters Cryptozoological – Hobo Matters
Food, Drink, & Cheese (a kind of food)
Squirrels & lobsters & eels
Haircuts – Utopia
What will happen in the future
And most other subjects

The book includes 700 hobo names – like Rex Spangler, the Bedazzler and Senator Cletus Scoffpossum. And also idiosyncrasies of the great detectives, hints on building snow forts, colonial jobs involving eels and history’s worst men’s haircuts.

The second book is titled More Information Than You Require, and it literally starts where the last book left off – the first page is page number 237.

This second volume include not just 700 mole man names but also their occupations. There’s Dr. Hieronymous Sandpuppy, pharmacist and creator of “Dr Sandpuppy’s Miraculous Mole Tonic,” a popular mole tonic. There’s Miss Screechina Humid-Closepassage, a cave painter. And of course Good Ole Woolsey Shitsdirt, a hole fellow.

Plus Some Less Scientific Methods of Telling the Future that Actually Work. Hangover cures involving gin. A guide to hermit-crab racing. And several sexually suggestive Christmas songs.

Yes, this is seriously weird stuff. Which of course is why I like it.

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Squeaky Clean

Tech Crunch says this is the best TV commercial ever made. Not sure I completely agree but I see their point.

It’s a Danish ad for a washing machine. About a hundred hot women get on an airplane, take off their clothes and then jump out of the airplane. Follow the link to view it. Probably not safe for work. Holds up well after repeated viewings. Happy Friday!

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Brass Balls

Getting into film awards season, starting with various U.S. cities critics’ associations.

NY Film Critics:

Film: “Milk”

Director: Mike Leigh, “Happy-Go-Lucky”

Actor: Sean Penn, “Milk”

Actress: Sally Hawkins, “Happy-Go-Lucky”

Supporting Actor: Josh Brolin, “Milk”

Supporting Actress: Penelope Cruz, “Vicky Cristina Barcelona”

Screenplay: Jenny Lumet, “Rachel Getting Married”

First Film: Courtney Hunt, “Frozen River”

Foreign Film: “4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days”

Animated Film: “WALL-E

Documentary: “Man on Wire”

Cinematographer: Anthony Dod Mantle, “Slumdog Millionaire

Meanwhile, the Los Angeles film critics went this way:

Picture: “Wall-E”
Runner-up: “The Dark Knight”

Director: Danny Boyle, “Slumdog Millionaire”
Runner-up: Christopher Nolan, “The Dark Knight”

Actor: Sean Penn, “Milk”
Runner-up: Mickey Rourke, “The Wrestler”

Actress: Sally Hawkins, “Happy-Go-Lucky”
Runner-up: Melissa Leo, “Frozen River”

Supporting actor: Heath Ledger, “The Dark Knight”
Runner-up: Eddie Marsan, “Happy-Go-Lucky”

Supporting actress: Penelope Cruz, “Vicky Cristina Barcelona” and “Elegy”
Runner-up: Viola Davis, “Doubt”

Screenplay: Mike Leigh, “Happy-Go-Lucky”
Runner-up: Charlie Kaufman, “Synecdoche, New York”

Foreign-language film: “Still Life”
Runner-up: “The Class”

Documentary: “Man on Wire”
Runner-up: “Waltz With Bashir”

Animation: “Waltz With Bashir”

Cinematography: Yu Lik Wai, “Still Life”
Runner-up: Anthony Dod Mantle, “Slumdog Millionaire”

Production design: Mark Friedberg, “Synecdoche, New York”
Runner-up: Nathan Crowley, “The Dark Knight”

Music/score: A.R. Rahman, “Slumdog Millionaire”
Runner-up: Alexandre Desplat, “The Curious Case of Benjamin Button”

New Generation: Steve McQueen, “Hunger”

Douglas E. Edwards independent/experimental film/video: James Benning, “RR” and “Casting a Glance”

Washing Tundy Sea critics went for Slumdog Millionaire.

Also, the Golden Globe nominations have been released. These are the awards given annually by the Hollywood Foreign Press Association, a group of just a few dozen foreigners who spend their time on as many press junkets as possible. This is the same group that once gave Pia Zadora the award for newcomer of the year, pun very possibly intended. This gets a lot of attention and the ceremony even gets televised in part because they can find advertisers to pay for it and in part because they’re seen as some sort of Oscar predictor.

So here are their noms for film (they also do TV):

BEST FEATURE – DRAMA
“The Curious Case of Benjamin Button”
“Frost/Nixon”
“The Reader”
“Revolutionary Road”
“Slumdog Millionaire”

BEST FEATURE – COMEDY
“Burn After Reading”
“Happy-Go-Lucky”
“In Bruges”
“Mamma Mia!”
“Vicky Cristina Barcelona”

ACTOR – DRAMA
Leonardo DiCaprio – “Revolutionary Road”
Frank Langella – “Frost/Nixon”
Sean Penn – “Milk”
Brad Pitt – “The Curious Case of Benjamin Button”
Mickey Rourke – “The Wrestler”

ACTRESS – DRAMA
Anne Hathaway – “Rachel Getting Married”
Angelina Jolie – “Changeling”
Meryl Streep – “Doubt”
Kristin Scott Thomas – “I’ve Loved You So Long”
Kate Winslet – “Revolutionary Road”

ACTOR – COMEDY OR MUSICAL
Javier Bardem – “Vicky Cristina Barcelona”
Colin Farrell – “In Bruges”
James Franco – “Pineapple Express”
Brendan Gleeson – “In Bruges”
Dustin Hoffman – “Last Chance Harvey”

ACTRESS – COMEDY OR MUSICAL
Rebecca Hall – “Vicky Cristina Barcelona”
Sally Hawkins – “Happy-Go-Lucky”
Frances McDormand – “Burn After Reading”
Meryl Streep – “Mamma Mia!”
Emma Thompson – “Last Chance Harvey”

SUPPORTING ACTOR
Tom Cruise, “Tropic Thunder”
Robert Downey Jr., “Tropic Thunder”
Ralph Fiennes, “The Duchess”
Philip Seymour Hoffman, “Doubt”
Heath Ledger, “The Dark Knight”

SUPPORTING ACTRESS
Amy Adams, “Doubt”
Penelope Cruz, “Vicky Cristina Barcelona”
Viola Davis, “Doubt”
Marisa Tomei, “The Wrestler”
Kate Winslet, “The Reader”

BEST DIRECTOR
Danny Boyle, “Slumdog Millionaire”
Stephen Daldry, “The Reader”
David Fincher, “The Curious Case of Benjamin Button”
Ron Howard, “Frost/Nixon”
Sam Mendes, “Revolutionary Road”

SCREENPLAY – MOTION PICTURE
Simon Beaufoy, “Slumdog Millionaire”
David Hare, “The Reader”
Peter Morgan, “Frost/Nixon”
Eric Roth, “The Curious Case of Benjamin Button”
John Patrick Shanley, “Doubt”

FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM
“The Baader Meinhof Complex” (Germany)
“Everlasting Moments” (Sweden)
“Gomorrah” (Italy)
“I’ve Loved You So Long” (France)
“Waltz with Bashir” (Israel)

ANIMATED FEATURE FILM
“Bolt”
“Kung Fu Panda”
“Wall-E”

ORIGINAL SCORE
Alexandre Desplat– “The Curious Case of Benjamin Button”
Clint Eastwood — “Changeling”
James Newton Howard — “Defiance”
A.R. Rahman — “Slumdog Millionaire”
Hans Zimmer — “Frost/Nixon”

ORIGINAL SONG
“Down to Earth” — “Wall-E” (Music by Peter Gabriel, Thomas Newman; Lyrics by Peter Gabriel)
“Gran Torino” — “Gran Torino (Music by Clint Eastwood, Jamie Cullum, Kyle Eastwood, Michael Stevens;
Lyrics by Kyle Eastwood, Michael Stevens)
“I Thought I Lost You — “Bolt” (Music & Lyrics by Miley Cyrus, Jeffrey Steele)
“Once in a Lifetime” — “Cadillac Records” (Music & Lyrics by Beyoncé Knowles, Amanda Ghost, Scott McFarnon, Ian Dench, James Dring, Jody Street)
“The Wrestler” — “The Wrestler” (Music & Lyrics by Bruce Springsteen)

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