Dear Spike,

Greetings to you and god Bless you in all goodness ways and health. My name is Henry Paulson. I am the Secretary of the TreasSury of a country called the United states Of America, a small country on the North aMerican continent which you may be familiar with. I am writing to you to ask your assistance in a proposal I have.

The aMeriCan banking system has died. As it has no relatives to claim the body, I am about to come into possession of 700 hundred BillIon dollars. I propose to put you forth as the nearest living relative to the Mericann banking system as I have discovered that you have actually hold one or more bank accountts with these banks. In return for your participation and agreement, and if you agree to cast your vote for President Palin and Vice President MCCain, I will give you 5% of this money.

All you need to do is to send me the account numbers and names of your AmeRican banking accounts, a blood sample, your voter registration slip and your firstborn child. If this email has reached you in error, please return to pResident Palin on my behalfs.

Thank you and may the lord Bernanke bestow his blessing upon us both.

Love and kisses,
Henry Paulson

Hongkie Town
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