This year’s Comedy Central roastee is Bob Saget, clean wholesome Full House and, what was it, America’s Lamest Home Videos and trying to live it all down by using more 4 letter words in his stand-up act than Lenny Bruce and George Carlin combined.

View some preview clips here: I especially liked Cloris Leachman saying “I am not here to roast Bob Saget. I came here to fuck John Stamos …. for the love of god, will someone please punch me in the face so I can see some stars?” Yes, lots of dirty jokes about the Olsen twins. If this one from Gilbert Gottfried made it in, you can only guess at what they cut out.
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Olympic swimmer Amanda Beard’s poster for PETA:
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Summertime. When faded stars vacation in Europe, charter boats and sunbathe topless. Heidi Klum and Cindy Crawford, to name but two.

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Did you ever notice that almost every bar in Wanchai has a sign in front advertising for staff and almost everyone of these signs specifies they are searching specifically for Filipino waitresses? I thought that sort of thing was illegal even here.

Which job would be worse: beer promotion girl in a whorehouse Wanchai disco or laundering the flop sweat and other assorted stains out of Donald Tsang’s shorts?

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Questions about the iTunes Apps Store that I’m not the first to ask but feel like asking anyway:

Do we need 14 different applications for calculating how much of a tip to leave in a restaurant? If you’re so fucking stupid that you can’t work out what 15 or 20% of $200 is, there is a freaking calculator already on the phone.

I was happy to download I Need More Cowbell because it’s free and cute if you’ve seen the SNL sketch. Who is paying 2 bucks to download Cowbell Plus?

Do we need 30 different Sudoku games?

I’ll trade you 25 Sudoku games for something that lets me fucking cut and paste.

Hongkie Town
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