What movie had a line about Ethel Merman, saying she was a “woman who learned the art of love at the hands of Ernest Borgnine”? Or maybe it was a stand-up comic.

Well, anyway, Ethel Merman is gone, Ernest Borgnine is 91 years old and in a recent interview on Fox News, when they asked the Academy Award winning actor his secret for looking so good at his age, he told them, “I masturbate a lot.” (Via Defamer.)

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