Spam phony headlines from the future Pulitzer prize winner keep coming in at a furious pace. More than 200 spam emails over the weekend. Subject headers included:
(all start with “msnbc.com – BREAKING NEWS:”)
- 2008 Presidential Election Results Leaked
- [video] Bush Tours America to Survey Damage Caused By His Disastrous Presidency
- Aliens Abducted by Michael Jackson
- Attack of the Zombie Negroes: Dick Cheney
- Britney Spears and Michael Jackson to Write Parenting Book
- Heather to Have Other Leg Removed
- John McCain Kicks Lilly Ledbetter in the Crotch
- Nazi Toddlers Ruined My Birthday
- Paris Hilton Initially Denies Having Inverted Nipples
- Rapper 50 Cent to be John Mccain’s Choice for VP
- Teenage Girl Obviously Having Affair With Bat
- Unemployed to be Used for Soup
- White Male Workers Banned in Britain
In related news … Scamorama, the web site that tracks scam emails and also presents examples of how to drive these scammers nuts, has this series of emails between “Prof. C. Saludo” and Brother Mark Knopfler (yes, the former leader of Dire Straits), representing the Church of the Sultans of Swing, which can be found in Smegaroon, which looks like a very nice place to visit. A prime example of how to strike back at these would-be thieves.
Im sorry that I have not been able to reply before. I have been away on a custard skinning weekend in Bollockshire and during a custard race was thrown from my vehicle and after some roly poly found myself jammed against the edge of the bowl and required some spooning to masticate myself.
