Woke up, it was a Chelsea morning

Random thoughts

Woke up to a bloody pillow case. Seems like some blood oozing from my mouth all night. I was able to follow doctor’s orders and not drink alcohol last night, just water and orange juice. But as for the no smoking bit, told him that was impossible.

Mixed feelings – mp3s as ring tones. I find it really annoying on other peoples’ phones. But I am guilty as well. Decided to be as perverse as possible. Right now ring tone on my phone is Sammy Davis Jr, Keep Your Eye on the Sparrow – theme song from Baretta.

Don’t go to bed, with no price on your head
No, no, don’t do it.

Don’t do the crime, if you can’t do the time,
Yeah, don’t do it.

And keep your eye on the sparrow.
When the going gets narrow.

Don’t do it, don’t do it.

Where can I go where the cold winds don’t blow,

Well, well, well.

Works okay for me. Though later today might change it to Marvin Gaye, Trouble Man.

I come up hard, baby
But now I’m cool
I didn’t make it, sugar
Playin’ by the rules

I come up hard, baby
But now I’m fine
I’m checkin’ trouble, sugar
Movin’ down the line

I come up hard, baby
But that’s okay, cause
Trouble man
Don’t get in the way

I know some places
And I see some faces
I’ve got the connections
I dig my directions
What people say, that’s okay
They don’t bother me, oh yeah

I’m ready to make it
Don’t care what the weather
Don’t care ’bout no trouble
Got myself together
I feel the kind of protection
That’s all around me

Come up hard, baby
Now, I’m fine, I’ve
Checkin’ trouble, sugar
Hey, movin’ down the line

Also seems to fit.

Why did George Bush cross the road? He had his dick stuck in the chicken.