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What I Want to Know Today

Since I have consumer-itis, I am as susceptible to the iPhone hype as anyone else. Since I love my iPod (well, perhaps “love” is too strong a word but you know what I mean), the idea of a phone that combines the functionality of the 8 gig nano strikes me as a good idea. And what I’ve read about text input on the virtual keyboard tells me it would work quite well for my tired old eyes. The crappy camera and lack of HSPDA seem like the major drawbacks.

With the release in the US yesterday, rumors are swirling about international release. It has been said that Vodaphone will have an exclusive in Europe and that they will release an updated 3G version, no date announced. An Asian release is supposedly six months away.

The current US model requires activation either at the place of purchase or online via iTunes. Since I have a credit card with a US billing address, I have an account on the iTunes store. The product manual states that the SIM card is removable.

So I’m wondering if anyone has actually tried removing the SIM card and putting in a different, non-AT&T card.

Since the Apple US online store says a 2-4 week wait for shipping, I could conceivably have my mother go to an AT&T shop, buy one for me and FedEx it to me. Okay, she’s 86 years old. But the way I see it, she doesn’t have all that much to do and if there is a line, people would be kind to a little old lady and let her jump the line.

That seems reasonable, doesn’t it?

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Today the Idiot of the Day is definitely me. Why? Many reasons, most of which I’ll keep private. But here’s one reason ….

Question I have been giving some thought to lately … no answers … recent news concerning China includes reports you have all seen about tainted dog food, poisoned toothpaste, defective tires, tainted seafood. There was even a report recently in Variety that in some cities, tv and magazine censors have been taking bribes. And a recent report on the number of manhole covers stolen in Shanghai and sold for scrap metal. Slave children in a brick factory. The list just goes on and on.

Combine the above with something in today’s SCMP that the number of US dollar millionaires in China rose by 7.8 percent last year.

Deng said that to get rich is glorious. As far as I know, he didn’t qualify it with something like, “first do no harm.” Too bad.

I try to avoid stereotypes but these news reports are piling up daily. Every day there is a new scandal or outrage. I suspect that every day newspaper editors are reserving space in advance for suicide bomber of the day in Iraq and cutthroat get rich quick poisoner in China.

It sometimes seems that there are a large number of people in China who are intent on getting wealthy regardless of the consequences to those around them.

Why don’t ethics and morality come into the equation? Why is it seen as okay by so many that getting rich by any means possible and regardless of the consequences to others is acceptable behavior?

Here is the beginning of my theory. And I admit that my theory is completely insane and probably completely wrong. I have arrived at this theory not by doing any research, just by sitting around and thinking about it in my spare time.

Basically I’m an atheist. And I’m against organized religion on the basis that throughout history it has been exclusionary and often more a force more for evil than for good.

On the other hand, most religions do incorporate the concept of ultimate reward or punishment. You have the ten commandments, the golden rule, all of these things that define, often in great detail, social codes.

China, being officially Communist, where religion has been banned for decades, there is none of this instruction to the youth. Of course too large a percentage of the population receives little or no formal education. And for those hundreds of thousands, millions, who do, is it possible that they can go through 15 years of schooling with no attention paid to morals, ethics, philosophy?

Is it possible that the absence of religion, there really are generations of “godless Communists” who are not acquainted with empathy or the, ahem, “milk of human kindness?”

Clearly not, because most Chinese are also very focused on their families, love for their children and respect to their elders.

Is it merely a case that it’s the same everywhere around the world and with China having a population 5 times larger than most other places that there are simply 5 times more of these stories to report every day?

Probably so. After all, you have the warlords in Africa content to destroy entire populations to increase their own personal wealth. And similar examples all over the world.

The above has no point at all. I’m just procrastinating because I need to go out and get stuff done and I’m too lazy to put on my shoes.

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Idiot of the Day

Should this be a new regular feature?

(And yes, I realize I made some critical typos in my previous IotD, putting me in the running to be a future winner.)

I have never cared for Larry King. I think his “interviews” are crap. He asks puff questions and almost never asks follow-up questions. He gets a wide variety of celebrities on his show because they know he will not embarass them.

Although he apparently did come close with the Paris Hilton interview. This walking mound of air who gives a new definition to the term “dumb blonde” said that she read the Bible every day in prison. King asked her for her favorite passage from the Bible and she was unable to come up with anything.

Anyway, King just hosted a Beatles reunion of sorts. Paul, Ringo (whom he called “George”), Yoko Ono and Olivia Harrison. The reason was to pimp the first anniversary of the Cirque du Soleil Beatles show in Vegas. The full transcript can be found here. An excerpt:

KING: Do you guys, frankly, pinch yourselves?

(LAUGHTER)

KING: I mean, do you — do you get up in the morning and say, jeez?

MCCARTNEY: I pinch him.

STARR: Yes, yes.

KING: No, I mean — you know what I mean?

MCCARTNEY: In the morning.

STARR: And I pinch him.

MCCARTNEY: And he pinches me.

KING: It’s getting risky.

STARR: But (INAUDIBLE)…

MCCARTNEY: Yes, well, we’re risky kind of guys. STARR: Anyway, no…

MCCARTNEY: … Even on national television. We just don’t care.

KING: (LAUGHTER).

STARR: It’s got…

MCCARTNEY: Come on, pinch.

(CROSSTALK)

STARR: … Once a day, otherwise it gets…

MCCARTNEY: I mean that’s my pinch for the day.

STARR: Tell him. He wants to know. Tell him.

MCCARTNEY: Well, Larry, you know what? It is true, of course, we do.

and another …..

KING: Let’s get to something current. How are you doing, Ringo?

STARR: Really well.

KING: Life treating you well?

STARR: You know, life is great.

KING: Everything good, the wife good?

STARR: The wife is great.

KING: The wife is gorgeous, too.

STARR: She’s gorgeous and she’s great.

KING: And you live in California, right?

STARR: No, I live in Monte Carlo.

KING: Oh.

STARR: I have a home in California.

KING: I knew that.

STARR: And I have a home in England, of course, but, that’s where we live.

KING: With the swells.

STARR: Yes.

KING: And Paul, how are you adjusting to what was tumultuous times?

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Thursday morning

Rain rain go the fuck away

Finally catching up on most recent albums by Jesse Malin and Decemberists – two things that I liked on first listen but then never “seriously” listened to until now. And I like ‘em both, a lot. Blonde Redheads ain’t doin’ anythin’ for me. Like Arctic Monkeys but 5 listens is enough, it goes into the archives now.

Latest BC mag is out, along with latest column. Again, rather pleased with how this one turned out.

It would be up to Hong Kong and Hong Kong alone to find a way to reposition itself in the 21st century. However, in a territory governed by people whose sole qualification for the job is unflagging loyalty to Beijing and a handful of real-estate billionaires operating solely from a principle of short-term self-interest, the solutions presented to us have fallen woefully short of even the most meagre expectations.

No such promise for the next one though. Don’t even have a topic or first line yet. Maybe a thousand words on Barton Fink, the finest movie ever made about writers block? Gimme dat Barton Fink feeling! (Okay, two Coen Bros references in two days, think I must like them or somefink?)

Newly noted blog: Ten Things I Hate About Hong Kong. Not bad, except he seems to be anti-smoking, a mistake that I hope to see rectified in the future.

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Idiot of the Day

No, not me. Today’s idiot is Mr. K. Singh in Mid Levels, who seems to believe that maids in Hong Kong are paid too much and should not have any days off. Here is his letter in full:

There have been calls for maids to be given a pay restoration.

Recently, helpers have received a 3 per cent pay rise whereas a civil service pensioner, like myself who worked for 40 years here, got just a 0.5 per cent rise. A helper here can buy land within two years working in Hong Kong and then build a brick and cement house in the next two years and then decorate and furnish it in the following two years. Can a single person in Hong Kong do that?

I live in a 400 sq ft flat, raised and educated my two children in it on a single civil servant’s pay. I couldn’t afford to buy a bigger flat. In Hong Kong a middle class couple finds it very hard to provide for children’s education as it is not cheap. Both parents have to work and therefore need a helper to look after the children and the home.

The Hong Kong government makes sure that maids are provided with servant quarters but, on the other hand, does not make any provisions for them when building the majority of flats, which are no better than chicken coops. Maids get Sundays and public holidays with no thoughts to working parents, who also need rest and a social life of their own. Hong Kong children and their parents should enjoy public holidays, away from their rabbit hutches and in the open air.

Those people who have called for better pay for maids, should try living in a typical Hongkonger’s shoes – make your children share their room with their helper and struggle to pay the exorbitant mortgage on the doll’s house that you live in.

So this guy is complaining that he’s so poor he can barely afford a maid. Although as others have noted, the civil service in Hong Kong is among the most highly compensated in the world. The helpers got a 3% pay rise on a salary that’s roughly US$400 per month. That means they got a raise of US$12 per year. I wonder how much Mr. Singh’s pension is but I’m sure his 0.5% increase represents a larger dollar gain.

I love his assertion that a helper working here for two years can buy land. Let’s say the average helper earns HK$3,500 per month. Let’s say they’re thrifty and spend only $500 per month, banking the rest. And let’s say that we’re talking about one of the very few who does not send all of that money back to the Philippines to support their family. $3,000 per month for two years is $72,000. WHERE THE FUCK CAN YOU BUY A PIECE OF LAND IN HONG KONG FOR $72,000???? What does that get you? One square foot alongside a road outside of Yuen Long? And then build an entire house for another $72,000? Well, I guess if your house is just one square foot, $72k might be enough.

On a bigger nature, this flake doesn’t seek to question why things are so expensive in Hong Kong. He doesn’t understand that the real issue is why a two income family can only afford a 400 square foot (government subsidized) flat in our fair city. Rather than write a letter that would attack the real issues, his argument mostly falls under the heading of “I got a shit deal in life so everyone else should be in the shit as well.”

Now while I generally steer clear of criticizing the SCMP these days, because I don’t want to bite the hand that feeds me, I continually wonder why they devote precious space in their letters page to letters of this nature.

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The place I used to live in

CIA Releases Two Significant Collections of Historical Documents
Two significant collections of previously classified historical documents are now available in the CIA’s FOIA Electronic Reading Room.

The first collection, widely known as the “Family Jewels,” consists of almost 700 pages of responses from CIA employees to a 1973 directive from Director of Central Intelligence James Schlesinger asking them to report activities they thought might be inconsistent with the Agency’s charter.

The second collection, the CAESAR-POLO-ESAU papers, consists of 147 documents and 11,000 pages of in-depth analysis and research from 1953 to 1973. The CAESAR and POLO papers studied Soviet and Chinese leadership hierarchies, respectively, and the ESAU papers were developed by analysts to inform CIA assessments on Sino-Soviet relations.

Link for above


June 26, 2007, 1 p.m. - The full “family jewels” report, released today by the Central Intelligence Agency and detailing 25 years of Agency misdeeds, is now available on the Archive’s Web site. The 702-page collection was delivered by CIA officers to the Archive at approximately 11:30 this morning — 15 years after the Archive filed a Freedom of Information request for the documents.

The report is available for download in its entirety and is also split into five smaller files for easier download.

Top Ten Most Interesting “Family Jewels”

Released by the CIA to the National Security Archive, June 26, 2007

1) Journalist surveillance – operation CELOTEX I-II (pp. 26-30)

2) Covert mail opening, codenamed SRPOINTER / HTLINGUAL at JFK airport (pp. 28, 644-45)

3) Watergate burglar and former CIA operative E. Howard Hunt requests a lock picker (p. 107)

4) CIA Science and Technology Directorate Chief Carl Duckett “thinks the Director would be ill-advised to say he is acquainted with this program” (Sidney Gottlieb’s drug experiments) (p. 213)

5) MHCHAOS documents (investigating foreign support for domestic U.S. dissent) reflecting Agency employee resentment against participation (p. 326)

6) Plan to poison Congo leader Patrice Lumumba (p. 464)

7) Report of detention of Soviet defector Yuriy Nosenko (p. 522)

8) Document describing John Lennon funding anti-war activists (p. 552)

9) MHCHAOS documents (investigating foreign support for domestic U.S. dissent) (pp. 591-93)

10) CIA counter-intelligence official James J. Angleton and issue of training foreign police in bomb-making, sabotage, etc. (pp. 599-603)

Link for above

Over at Wired, Noah Schachtman is blogging his way through the documents.


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I hate the fucking world

I’m in such a total crap mood tonight and I know there’s no real reason for it, it’s just me being me, but when I get into these downward spirals it’s hard to pull myself out of them quickly.

So in search of distractions from my life, I shop. But when shopping fails, what’s left? (Blogging, schmuck.)

Went over to the Wanchai Computer Centre and took a look at the HTC Touch. I had sort of convinced myself that I didn’t really need 3G – the only reason I use it is because it roams in Japan and Korea, but how much time do I really spend in either place? And my Blackberry is 3G and has voice service, though I never use it. (I don’t even know the number on the thing, could figure it out easily enough, but the point is I’ve never given the number to anyone and I still get daily marketing spam calls on it.)

The reason that the Touch won’t work for me is that the onscreen virtual QWERTY keyboard is freaking tiny. I do shitloads of SMS every day and can’t imagine doing them on that tiny thing.

Fortunately, the HTC Kaiser – the upgrade to the HTC Hermes (aka Dopod 838pro) is said to be just around the corner.

  • Windows Mobile 6
  • 3G
  • Slide out QWERTY keyboard with tilted screen
  • 400 MHz processor (big upgrade from 838pro)
  • 3 megapixel camera (probably crap)
  • GPS (but weak)
  • WiFi, Bluetooth, HSPDA

This will probably be my next phone. But I fucking want it now.

And so back home. No electronic distraction. Sitting here doing nothing pondering my future. In some ways, my future’s so bright I gotta wear shades. In other ways, not so much.

Got the DVD for Hot Fuzz today. 22 deleted scenes. 4 commentaries. 13 “video blogs.” 27,000 other bonus features, don’t feel like listing them all. That’ll certainly distract me.

And … got the HD DVD for Big Lebowski. Not really expecting a major difference from the standard def version but fuck it, it’s the Big Lebowski. Memories ….

Dude: Walter, what is the point? Look, we all know who is at fault here, what the fuck are you talking about?

Walter: Huh? No, what the fuck are you… I’m not… We’re talking about unchecked aggression here, dude.

Donny: What the fuck is he talking about?

Dude: My rug.

Walter: Forget it, Donny, you’re out of your element!

Dude: Walter, the chinaman who peed on my rug, I can’t go give him a bill, so what the fuck are you talking about?

Walter: What the fuck are you talking about? The chinaman is not the issue here, Dude. I’m talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude. Across this line, you DO NOT… Also, Dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.

Dude: Walter, this isn’t a guy who built the fucking railroads here. This is a guy…

Walter: What the fuck are you talking about?

Dude: Walter, he peed on my rug!

Donny: He peed on the Dude’s rug.

Walter: Donny you’re out of your element! Dude, the Chinaman is not the issue here!

Off to the bedroom to watch some DVDs. The dude abides.

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Odd mood

No, this is not the reason. Won’t go into that. In lieu of that, I’ll mention this.

Sometimes I wonder why I don’t get promoted, in spite of all of my considerable accomplishments.

Last week I found myself in a meeting that included the #2 and #3 people in my company. The topic turned to downloading, electronic sell through and video on demand. Naturally the topic of DRM came up.

At that point, I spoke up. I said that DRM is anti-consumer, it doesn’t stop pirates, only hurts honest people, reminded them of Sony’s 2 recent DRM debacles and the PR messes that ensued, how it hurts peoples’ perception of our company, how we should take the lead in our industry by issuing our products without DRM. They looked at me like I told them that I just landed from Mars to conquer their planet.

Sometimes I don’t wonder why I don’t get promoted.

But at least I can sleep at night.

Sort of.

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Random snaps

This first batch is from Manila, two weeks ago.

I love that there’s a disco there called The Bronx. It’s on P. Burgos in Makati. As you might expect, when I went there and girls asked me where I was from and I told them I’m really from The Bronx, I got a lot of blank stares.


A blind band, “rendering” some nice tunes, at Park Square behind the Glorietta Mall.



The Glorietta Mall in Makati, as seen by day and by night.



Sign at the airport. I thought this was kind of uniquely Filipino until I saw a similar sign at Sydney’s airport this weekend.


A few quick snaps from Sydney. The first is the view from my hotel room.

And here’s a view of Sydney from our office at Neutral Bay:

And zoomed in a bit ….

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Kitchen Confidential

Background – since I’ve often expressed my admiration for Anthony Bourdain and since I sometimes write about movies and TV and DVDs, someone thought it would be a good idea to send me the DVD set of the Kitchen Confidential sitcom for review. And being an occasionally responsible adult, I’m going to follow through and review it for you now.

The thing about situation comedies is that they often require time to come together, especially in ensemble comedies. The actors and writers need some time to get to the essence of the characters and for the situations to develop. Take for example Seinfeld and Cheers, both of which were promising in their first seasons but weren’t really “there” – in terms of the eventual heights they would hit and in terms of attracting an audience. In those situations, the networks saw enough promise there and stuck with the shows and eventually they became massive in the ratings as well as two of the best series ever aired.

Kitchen Confidential was not so lucky. While a full 13 episodes were filmed, Fox canceled the series after airing just 4 episodes, and a 5th was streamed over the internet. The rest of the series went unseen. Now, all 13 episodes are available on DVD.

Kitchen Confidential is “based” on Anthony Bourdain’s book of the same name. By that, it means that it takes place in the kitchen of a high end restaurant, featuring a head chef named “Jack Bourdain” who had previously burned out his career in a haze of booze and drugs. Given one more shot, he’s assembled a motley crew of misfits to staff the kitchen of the “Nolita” restaurant.

When the series first premiered, I downloaded the first episode, watched it, thought it was horrible, and made no attempt to follow the show. With the TV in hand, I’ve watched all 13 episodes. And guess what? The four shows that aired are all pretty awful, actually kind of a second rate Scrubs. The fifth show, the one that streamed on the net, was an improvement. I didn’t have a “laugh out loud” moment until episode 6 or 7. The unaired episodes show consistent improvement and promise, to the point where I’m convinced that if they had come back for a second season, this could have really developed into something.

The first few episodes don’t spend enough time in the kitchen or with the staff. There seems to be almost nothing there that matches up to Bourdain’s book. But as this goes along, there’s more time in the kitchen, the characters are better developed and both the plot lines and the look of the show start to get infused with the tales and attitude behind the book.

As a key example, the third episode doesn’t focus on the cast at all. It focuses on a guest star – John Larroquette – who is 180 degrees away from the hipness that the show aspired too. It’s almost as if the producers were saying that they didn’t have faith in the cast of the show and that they were trying to attract attention by bringing in a big TV name. It completely backfires. Fortunately, this was a mistake that was never repeated. Other episodes keep the focus squarely on the regular cast.

(As another example, Bourdain’s book is filled with praise for the people from Central and South America who do all the real work in the kitchens of NYC’s restaurants. In the first few episodes, with the exception of John Cho, the kitchen is exclusively Caucasian and male. As the series goes on, the kitchen staff starts to look more “real” and Frank Alvarez gets several good moments.)

Jack Bourdain is played by the very likable Bradley Cooper, whose past credits include Alias, Law & Order and Jack & Bobby. Other regulars include Owain Yeoman (Sarah Connor Chronicles, The Nine), Nicholas Brendon (Buffy the Vampire Slayer), John Francis Daley (Freaks and Geeks), Jaime King (soon to be in Sin City 2) and Bonnie Somerville (NYPD Blue). Also in most episodes, though listed as a guest star, is John Cho (Harold and Kumar).

Appearing in 5 episodes, as the owner of Nolita, is the phenomenal Frank Langella. His appearances chart the growth of the show because in the first episode he’s little more than a clown with an over-the-top Italian accent. By episode 12, he’s a figure of respect with just a hint of an accent.

The series was created by David Hemingson, who worked on an assortment of shows including American Dad and Just Shoot Me. The long list of producers includes Darren Star, one of the creative forces behind Sex and the City.

Bonus features include a 3 minute “tour” of the kitchen set with Cooper, a 13 minute short called “A Recipe for Comedy” that’s kind of light weight (though interesting because the interviews were clearly done after the series was canceled), a one minute “trailer” for the series and commentaries on the first and last episodes. Of course the true meaty extras are the nine unaired episodes.

So I can’t give this an unqualified recommendation but if you do like Bourdain or consider yourself something of a foodie, it’s worth checking out. Just remember to stick with it beyond the first few episodes. It does get better, it does show promise and it’s a shame Fox didn’t give them more of a shot.

(Hey, an entire review with no bad food or cooking puns! “The ingredients were all there.” “This simmers but never boils.” “If you can’t stand the heat, get out of Kitchen Confidential.” See how I spared you?)

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