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Archive for August 4th, 2006

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Reading through the SCMP during lunch …..

Li Xinmin, a top environmental guy in the China government, says pollution cost the country 500 billion yuan last year. Out of 696 cities monitored, acid rain was noted in 357 cities. This is probably not a good thing. He further says that since sulfur dioxide emissions in the past five years have “only” increased by 27%, this shows that China’s controls on air pollution are working. We should put these people in charge of stamping out prostitution in Wanchai. Within five years the number of working girls would triple and prices would decrease by half.

The front page of the SCMP is about people stranded at the airport due to the typhoon. A bunch of cry babies complaining that the airlines didn’t provide free hotel rooms for them when most of them live a 25 minute train ride away. The airlines did provide blankets, food and water but seem to have gotten little credit for that.

The more important piece, about the HK Observatory’s failure to raise Signal 8, comes on the front of the City section. See, even though windspeeds of over 200 kph were noted on the mountain next to the airport, the Observ bases their calculations on the wind in Victoria Harbor.

On page two of the City section, in the “Talkback” column, they ask the question: Are today’s youngsters a “spoilt” generation? The answer can be found on the next page. Six people, ages 16 through 23, spent ten hours beating an 18 year old woman to death. The reason? She weighed 100 kg and had a “domineering personality.” The same people had attacked this woman three days earlier at which point she begged for time to improve herself. The gang then poured acid on the body, stuffed it into a box (a large box, presumably) and dumped it on a hillside. Astonishingly, these people were acquitted of murder and only found guilty of manslaughter. Are today’s youngsters a spoilt generation in-fucking-deed.

A 280 square foot retail space in Causeway Bay has just been rented out for HK$400,000 per month. However, this is the gross space. In terms of actual usable space, the cost works out to more like $8,000 per square foot, which may be a record for the HK retail market. At this price, I imagine they’re selling something more than just fishballs.

Coming soon to Wanchai – Big Ernies Diner, “another new concept by Igor’s”. Not sure why Igor’s rates an apostrophe but Ernies doesn’t. And not sure why an American style diner would be a new concept, even in Hongkie Town. This will be on Lockhart Road just past Typhoon; the last occupant of the site was Sultana.

The same ad that has run every day or week for decades, proclaiming that the Red Pepper Restaurant in Causeway Bay has won the “Best Sichuan Restaurant Award.” As ever, the ad neglects to mention who bestowed that award. My guess is it was the Society of People Who Have Never Eaten Sichuan Food.

Life goes on.

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A rarity today – walked past Esprit in Cityplaza and saw exactly the shorts I was looking for in the window. Three mannequins, each wearing the same style in a different color. So I went in, searched the store in vain, located a sales girl and asked for the shorts that are in the window. She started to giggle and told me they were sold out. But you have them in the window, why do you have them in the window if you don’t have any in stock? She repeated, they’re sold out, and giggled even more.

Somehow I didn’t get the joke.

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early morning crap

My taxi driver told me this morning that on every radio station, they’re saying the same thing: fuck the government! Because they did not raise typhoon signal 8 yesterday, putting peoples’ lives in danger. This is what happens when you have a government that is not answerable to its people.

I want this:


Uncrate offers an idea for a future Al Swearengen shirt that in my opinion is even better: “God rest the souls of that poor family… and pussy’s half price for the next 15 minutes.” All of which means nothing to you if you don’t watch Deadwood. But there’s really no excuse to not watch the best show on TV, is there?

Another full page ad in Variety, this one from Jewish Filipino Rob Schneider, who vows to never work with Mel Gibson, except if Mel really wants him and his agents get very drunk. It’s about as funny as his movies, more or less (though I do like the Deuce Bigalow series and am hoping they do a third one and set it somewhere in Asia) ….

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